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SORRY, Airplane currently not available

Version 1.0 is too out of date, V1.5 not ready yet

The Internet Paper Airplane(tm) is the shortest (useful) Internet hand-out you'll ever get -- "Everything you need to know (enough, anyway) on a Single Sheet of Paper!"

It represents a triumph of breakthrough insights into Internet user psychology and the application of bleeding-edge desktop publishing. Or it's one guy's obligatory "Gosh, Microsoft Word has a lot of fonts and whacky features" document in collision with staying up a bit too late a few too many nights. You be the judge. It's the most info I could squeeze in working in MS Word without using teenytiny type.

Contents (cargo?) of the Airplane include:

My patent-pendinged Net.Buddy System
Guideline info on how to get on the Internet (account, software, etc)
Stuff to do when you 'get there'
Introduction to smileys :-) and abbreviations (IMHO, ROTFL, YMMV...)
Basic DO's and DON'T's for Cyberspace, including "Learn Netiquette While Standing on One Foot"
Some Hot Sites and Cool URLs to Try
Your "Snip'n'Save" Personal Internet Learner's Permit
Dotted lines to help fold paper into working airplane
Cheap promotional pointers to my Web site and the title of my (out of date) book, The Internet Guide for New Users

To get your own Internet Paper Airplane:

Send me a US$1 (or the lowest-denomination bill of any other interesting currency) plus a business-size (#10) SASE (Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope).
[Address will be replaced when I've got Airplane v1.5 ready.]
See me at a trade show or other event, I'm usually carrying a handful.

To offer copies of the Airplane, contact me for license terms and the most current version.

As for The Internet OFFramp(tm) ... stay tuned for further details!